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20 Humorous Quotes about Cooking and Eating

 

1. [infobox maintitle=”One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.” subtitle=” ~ Luciano Pavarotti” bg=”teal” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

2. [infobox maintitle=”If God had intended for us to follow recipes, he wouldn’t have given us grandmothers. ” subtitle=”~ Linda Henley-Smith” bg=”black” color=”white” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

3. [infobox maintitle=”A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do. ” subtitle=”~ PJ O’Rourke” bg=”red” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

4. [imagebox maintitle=”You are what you eat – but who wants to be a lettuce?” subtitle=”~ Peter Burns” image=”http://connectnigeria.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lettuce-by-Alex-Malikov-via-Shutterstock-2.jpg” color=”white” space=”60″ link=”no link”]

5. [infobox maintitle=”I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food. ” subtitle=”~ Erma Bombeck” bg=”white” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

6. [infobox maintitle=”As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ” subtitle=”~ Buddy Hackett” bg=”black” color=”white” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

7. [infobox maintitle=”Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. ” subtitle=”~ Jo Brand” bg=”brown” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

8. [infobox maintitle=”If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” subtitle=” ~ JRR Tolkien” bg=”yellow” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

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9. [infobox maintitle=”Eating plenty of onions and garlic might help you live longer – but you will probably die very lonely. ” subtitle=”~ Anonymous” bg=”purple” color=”white” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

10. [infobox maintitle=”Vegetables are interesting, but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. ” subtitle=”~ Fran Lebowitz” bg=”green” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

11. [infobox maintitle=”The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog – it feeds the hand that bites it. ” subtitle=”~ Laurence J Peter” bg=”gray” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

12. [infobox maintitle=”Cooking is a great opportunity for love… love the leisure of the simmering pot and the long drawn-out thoughts of the people you wish to please. ” subtitle=”~ Martin Vesfeld” bg=”red” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

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13. [infobox maintitle=”The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it. ” subtitle=”~ Andy Rooney” bg=”black” color=”white” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

14. [infobox maintitle=”Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. ” subtitle=”~ Harriet Van Horne” bg=”red” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

15. [infobox maintitle=”Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. ” subtitle=”~ Voltaire” bg=”blue” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

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16. [infobox maintitle=”The perfect lover is the one who turns into pizza at 4 am. ” subtitle=”~ Charles Pierce” bg=”red” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

17. [infobox maintitle=”What I’m doing here is seeking to offer protection from life, solely through the means of potato, butter and cream… there are times when only mashed potato will do. ” subtitle=”~ Nigella Lawson” bg=”green” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

18. [infobox maintitle=”The most essential part of my day is a proper dinner. ” subtitle=”~ Rachael Ray” bg=”yellow” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

19. [infobox maintitle=”Part of the secret of life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. ” subtitle=”~ Mark Twain” bg=”red” color=”black” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

20. [infobox maintitle=”I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting. ” subtitle=”~ Andy Rooney” bg=”purple” color=”white” opacity=”off” space=”30″ link=”no link”]

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Joy Ehonwa

Joy Ehonwa is an editor and a writer who is passionate about relationships and personal development. She runs Pinpoint Creatives, a proofreading, editing, transcription and ghostwriting service. Email: pinpointcreatives [at] yahoo.com

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  1. henry

    13th April 2017 at 6:36 pm

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    LOL…! number 20 is epic…

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